Cute sayings in marriages
كتبهاMais S ، في 4 أيار 2006 الساعة: 12:12 م
- At a cocktail party, one woman said to
another,
"Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
- A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
- When a woman steals your husband
,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep
him.
- A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then
she is finished.
- A little boy asked his father,
Daddy!!, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don’t know, son, I’m still
paying."
- A young son asked,
"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries
her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country,
son."
- First guy says, "My wife’s an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You’re lucky. Mine’s still
alive."
- Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would
go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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مايو 30th, 2006 at 30 مايو 2006 1:53 م
mis myis
good morning
ther is atradetion and hapets in all over the world
in our comunity the man is the responsebel for every thing he have to work day to save the food and shelter for his famely
مايو 31st, 2006 at 31 مايو 2006 7:10 ص
they r jokes!